11. "Living in America," James Brown (from Rocky IV)
I mean, the ‘80s were not great to the Godfather, so it feels ignoble to pick on him for this one, but it is terrible. Here’s how bad it is: about two-thirds of the way through, he just gives up and starts naming American cities. “Living In America” is not only James Brown’s worst song, it inspired "Weird Al" Yankovic’s worst song, “Living With a Hernia.” (I mean, “I feel... bad!?!” Come on, Al, you were coasting and you know it.) This is, to my knowledge, the one top-10 song to name-check black coffee and a hard roll, though, so it’s not completely worthless.