The pitch: In this sex romp, retired wrestler Thunderlips (Hulk Hogan) works at a Florida yoga studio, where he sells ecstasy and beds female patrons. But when a sex tape of him and the governor’s wife (Susan Sarandon) leaks online, Thunderlips must chase down the blogger (James Franco) who uploaded the video. Can Thunderlips clear his name, defeat the blogger, and redefine the First Amendment?
The tagline: See him in the flesh, baby!
Sample dialogue: “Oh, Thunderlips, what do you call this yoga move?” “The ultimate meatball.”