Creed vs. Creed
The pitch: In this gritty crossover event, Adonis Creed (Michael B. Jordan) and the ghost of Apollo Creed (Carl Weathers) team up to fight Scott Stapp of the band Creed and the Florida Marlins of Major League Baseball. Who will win? Who cares? Is there a God?
The tagline: It is me, your God, Chappie!
Sample dialogue: "Come on Marlins, make us proud!"
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