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He’s named after a damn celestial object. Also, you should probably know comets look like they have tails because of solar radiation. And DC Comics' old Superman stories speak of Comet the Super-Horse, during what could only have been a very slow, dark time period for the writers of those comics.
It means "thunder", and not the OKC version starring Kendrick Perkins, and that big white dude from Michigan.
The German word for lightning is so much cooler than ours, plus Blitzen Trapper have that one song about murders on black rivers that’s pretty chill. And we wanted to make an "NFL Blitzen" joke, but couldn't think of a way to work it in, but we just wanted you to know we thought about it.