Loren should get his own show where he rides a jetpack. The man is a star. It could be on FXX. Let’s make this happen!
Unfortunately, the narrative mechanics of the show demand that we sit through tedious scenes of villain Santa John attempting to make an alliance against some of the older Santas, while most of the other younger Santas are like, “Chill, John, enjoy this dank barn paid for by all that Impractical Jokers guap!”
OK, they don’t actually say that. But at one point, Brandon, a low-key Santa whose press bio notes he’s an “amazing hugger,” tells John to stop strategizing against the old-timers and exploiting the generational divide. “You know what?” says Brandon. “They’re not sitting in the kitchen trying to cook turkeys like we are, dude.”
Then, in a brilliant bit of editing, we cut to this: