Sex Tips for Boring People will take your sex life from vanilla to passion fruit. Or at least from vanilla to vanilla bean. Find more sexy advice right here.
It’s not easy to be amazing at sex. I mean, I’m sure YOU are, but I’m speaking to the rest of those amateurs out there. It’s easy to not be completely awful, though, which, really, is all we ask -- because faking it is exhausting.
I’m sure YOU don’t need any tips on sex because you’ve seen porn and maybe even have two positions in your repertoire. But just to be safe, Sex Tips for Boring People is here to help you be a little better in the sack. Just in case.
“When is the least awkward time to introduce lube into the equation?”
Unfortunately there really isn’t a great time to say, “please stop immediately, as what you’re doing is exceedingly painful.” But for the sake of the rest of your naked encounter, or the possibility of ever hooking up with this person again, sometimes it really does need to be said. It’s not that anyone is necessarily doing anything wrong. Sometimes this is just how it works.