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As you become more and more advanced along the ladder toward Complete Sex God, there are a few rungs to watch out for along the way. These wild cards are thrown in to separate the boys from the men and the guy who buys condoms versus the guy who buys lotion. Fortunately, we’re here to help you spot those tricky trip-ups so that you handle them with ease and style to help you maintain your Sex God status, and not that of Really Good (and frequent) Masturbator.
Is a mid-romp butt slap sexy or creepy?
On the scale of sexual risk, going for a quick little spank is pretty low: just above doggy style but waaaaay below putting it in the butt “by accident.” (Come on, dude!) Some women can’t get enough of the butt slap, as it signals that you, the man, are in control, but in a safe, playful, non-chauvinistic way. You totally still respect our thoughts and feelings, and you don’t mind that we make more money than you. On the other hand, there are women who believe that the butt slap is a little ridiculous and a tad, well, demeaning. There’s no way to really ask, “Hey is it cool if I slap your butt right now?” So really you just have to go for it and see what’s up. You’ll get your response pretty quickly. Fortunately, it’s not much of a fornication faux pas, so if she’s not into it you’ll probably still get to finish anyway.