After this weekend's scary "Hallelujah," Dwayne Johnson took the Studio 8H stage to make a couple important announcements: The first detailed a certain Saturday Night Live hosting milestone, the second a 2020 White House bid with Tom Hanks. "In the past, I never would've considered running for president -- I didn't think I was qualified," the Baywatch star said. "Now I'm actually worried that I'm too qualified."
"America needs us," his running mate joked.
As their faux campaign banner dropped, confetti raining from above, Johnson and Hanks looked ready to give the people what they've been wanting so desperately these last few months -- more poise and, of course, more David S. Pumpkins: