To acknowledge Donald Trump's fast-approaching 100th day in office, Saturday Night Live kicked off this weekend's show with a recap of the 45th president's accomplishments. As you'll see above, the list was brief.
But the quick recap left time for Alec Baldwin to touch on other important topics, like choosing between two advisers jockeying for unfettered White House influence. "Boys, I've called you here tonight for an important reason," he said, as Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner (host Jimmy Fallon, channeling Bashful from Snow White) walked onstage for an America's Next Top Model-style elimination. "The photo in my hand represents the man who will be staying tonight. You will get to keep advising me -- you will also get $100,000 courtesy of L'Oréal! If you do not see your photo, you must immediately leave the Oval Office and join Kellyanne Conway in the basement."