I Spent Three Years Avoiding 'Star Wars' Spoilers. Here's What I Learned

Published On 12/21/2015 Published On 12/21/2015
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Disney's Force Friday event in Chicago, IL | Walt Disney Studios
The author mocks a Monday Night Football trailer premiere, playing in silent at a bar. | Courtesy of Katey Rich
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