1. Lars Andersen
Yes, he's inarguably a huge nerd who wears bucket hats and practices the ancient skill of archery alone in his basement. But come on: he can split an incoming arrow in two, shoot through a soda tab, and catch an arrow and reshoot it before he hits the ground. He's the most impressive thing to come out of Denmark since… insulin? Wow, thanks for contributing, Denmark.
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