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On the 12th day of Christmas, a die-hard Stranger Things fan gave to me: 12 Demogorgons demogorging, 11 psychics psychicing, 10 Barbs a-screaming, nine Hawkins lab goons, eight Darts a-slobbering, seven wide-eyed Joyces, six nail bats a-swinging, five golden Eggos, four bike-riding D&D players, three hormonal teenagers, two government conspiracies, and a shadow monster in an Upside Down tree.
They weren't very good gifts, to be honest.
If you're looking for some serious Stranger Things paraphernalia for your binge-watching best friend this holiday season, look no further than our expertly curated list of... things. They're not that strange. More like perfect. Perfect things.