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9 Life Events You'll Never See on Facebook

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For some reason, people aren't announcing their divorces on Facebook with the same enthusiasm and creativity we've come to expect from their elaborate engagement photos and wedding announcements. Why the hell not? It's about time that changed! We've taken some life events that are equally as important as baby announcements and displayed them in ways you'll never see them on Facebook.

fired announcement
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You couldn't even put that Y on a triple letter score? No wonder you got fired.

weight loss announcement
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On the bright side, carbs are delicious

couple fighting
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Those smiles aren't fooling anyone, Ryan and Samantha

shit my pants announcement
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And yet that sunset photo you posted on IG made me think you had a great vacation

growth on back
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Did the doctor take this for you before or after your biopsy? 

divorced couple
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I didn't get a Save the Date yet... ?

coloring your hair announcement
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Oh man, you'd totally own red

couple fighting
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The sad part is that he'll never know. You know, until she tells him a year later.

smiling guy
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When you're smiling, the world smiles with you. Except for when this guy does it.


Lee Bresloueris a senior writer for Thrillist and has announced every single one of these events on Facebook. Follow him to undersharing for good at: @LeeBreslouer.