Oh you mean BEST COAST? You're smug because "west" and "best" rhyme, and even smugger that "east" rhymes with "least." But, realistically, you probably aren't that wound up about it, since you aren't that wound up about...well, anything. Mix that cool 'tude with daily shots of wheatgrass and natural Vitamin D and you'll most likely outlive most East Coasters anyway.
If you're not from SoCal, you likely identify with Seattleites or Portlanders. Substitute sunshine for coffee, but still ditch the tense vibes, man. Your black-from-head-to-toe, chain-smoking coastal counterparts are in a permanent state of 'hurried' and 'don't talk to me,' but you're all a pretty friendly bunch. Except during rush hour in L.A... Gnarly.