"It doesn’t matter how long you’ve lived in New York. It’s still fun to look up and pretend all the buildings are giant severed robot penises."
-Episode 5.12, “Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning”
"I pretty much just do whatever Oprah tells me to."
-Episode 1.17, “The Fighting Irish”
"My license is missing, which is my cue to go home."
-Episode 5.15, "It's Never Too Late for Now"
"I just wish I could start a relationship about 12 years in, when you really don't have to try anymore, and you can just sit around together and goof on TV shows, and then go to bed without anybody trying any funny business."
-Episode 3.4, "Gavin Volure"
"It OK. Don't be cry."
-Episode 5.1, "The Fabian Strategy"
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