It just wouldn’t be Texas without some wood paneling, dead animals on the walls, and friendly blonde girls with Texas-sized... smiles. Among other things. The dancers -- who are a minimum of 21 years old -- also compete for an annual college scholarship (confusingly, since they are a minimum of 21, but, whatever, COLLEGE!), and put actual effort into their stage shows, which include acrobatics, fire juggling, and live snakes and happen on six stages on busy nights. That's all while you chow down on actually-delicious food from chef Jose Luis Nieto.
Las Vegas, NV
You think a metro of 18 million people like Los Angeles would have more hot girls who wanted to take off their clothes for money, and could rate more than one club on this list. But the dirty little secret is that LA's hottest strippers all fly to Vegas for the weekend to make money here, where you’ll find literally hundreds of girls (who have to be above an 8/10 to work there, claims management) willing to be really, really nice to you for a small fee.