New Orleans, LA
The great upside to re-doing a nearly 20-year-old Bourbon Street landmark strip club is you finally get those cigarette burns and liquor stains out of the upholstery. The downside of the major renovation to this 18,000sqft, two-level luxury stripping palace is now lap dances can run you $60. But if you’re not balling on that level the girls are still as hot -- and a little wilder -- than other clubs in New Orleans and the place still looks brand new. Pro tip: if a girl says she is from Slidell, she’s worth buying some drinks for. They tend to be the fun ones.
New York, NY
Kind of like being the quarterback for the Giants, when you’re the biggest name in America’s biggest city, you’re always going to be named among the best. Nevermind that this three-story downtown pole emporium is only topless, they’ve got 7,500sqft of entertaining space, the hottest strippers in New York, dance-club quality sound equipment, and, oh yeah, a prime steakhouse. No wonder Howard Stern has his own private room.