So desperately wants to be the Grill Master that he spends his entire tailgate standing next to the barbecue saying, “You suuuure you wanna take those off now?”
His idea of contributing to the tailgate is bringing a bag of off-brand potato chips, then eating his body weight in steak kabobs.
The Surly Girlfriend
The absolute BEST way to ingratiate yourself to your new boyfriend’s buddies is to show up at a tailgate, complain that you’re bored, sulk in a chair, and then start fights because you’re not getting enough attention. But, hey, cool pink jersey!