20. December 7
Even if you weren't born in 1941, the most famous thing about your birthday is that it lives in infamy. No way that doesn’t mess you up.
19. November 22
If you’re under 50, this one really isn’t that bad. If you’re over 50, however, you probably started saying your birthday is in June years ago, just to avoid hearing one more story about where someone was when Kennedy got shot.
18. The same day as your dad
It’s not too bad until Nordstrom runs a two-for-one special on ties.
17. The same day as your mom
It’s not too bad until you get older and start doing the math at your joint birthday parties, and realize that mom is claiming she had you when she was 12. Also, joint birthday parties WITH YOUR MOM.