3. FiFi Trixibelle (Bob Geldof & Paula Yates)
Bob and Paula were really hoping she’d be a Pomeranian.
2. Diva Thin Muffin (Frank Zappa)
Shout out to Frank Zappa for coming up with the worst collection of baby names in celebrity history (raise up Dweezil and Moon Unit), but naming a girl Diva makes it hard to convince anybody she’s... sorry... down to Earth.
1. Tu (Rob Morrow)
Dooming your child to a lifetime of procrastination. "Just do it... Tu Morrow. No, I mean NOW, not tomorrow, Tu Morrow. Dammit."
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