6. Royal Reign (Lil Kim)
Disappointed to learn this wasn’t Shawn Kemp's 25th kid. Remember, he was the Reign Man.
5. Kyd (David Duchovny)
Thank you, David, for making life THAT much easier for crusty old boxing coaches.
4. North West (Kimye)
Only the greatest creative mind of our generation could name his child after... a defunct airline! Or a direction, that's true too. Go ahead and bet the GNP of Bolivia that his next one is named South.
3. FiFi Trixibelle (Bob Geldof & Paula Yates)
Bob and Paula were really hoping she’d be a Pomeranian.
2. Diva Thin Muffin (Frank Zappa)
Shout out to Frank Zappa for coming up with the worst collection of baby names in celebrity history (raise up Dweezil and Moon Unit), but naming a girl Diva makes it hard to convince anybody she’s... sorry... down to Earth.
1. Tu (Rob Morrow)
Dooming your child to a lifetime of procrastination. "Just do it... Tu Morrow. No, I mean NOW, not tomorrow, Tu Morrow. Dammit."
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