Points to Crazy: She Refuses to Reveal the True Nature of Her Multi-Million-Dollar Business
Corrine keeps loudly pronouncing that she "runs a multi-million-dollar company," but she's been loath to reveal exactly what it is. Which sounds weird, because if it were something she thought was cool, and was proud of -- like, say, a prostitution ring -- she would absolutely be telling everyone about it, to get some good old fashioned Bachelor PR, but also just to have another thing to say. So it's odd that she doesn't...
But I know what it is! Now, if it weren't just over an hour past the point where his daughter made a known TV Bad Man squeeze her mammaries like so many novelty stress toys, I would have called Corrine's dad to verify TMZ's reporting on this. But hey, they're pretty good -- and found out that Corrine's multi-million-dollar business is basically selling floors for garages.
That's right -- Armor Garage! They started out with humble beginnings and have grown into one of the country's leading supplier of high performance premium grade epoxy coatings and flooring products. Also, everything they manufacture and sell direct to you is either heavy duty or extra heavy duty, that is our mantra, make everything to last as long as physically possible! And finally, they may not be the most popular website, but we feel that we are the most detail-orientated and certainly the website with the best products of its kind.
Points to Maybe Not Crazy: The Fact That You Would Definitely Buy an Armor Granite Garage Floor Epoxy Kit from Her
I mean, hell, it's self-leveling, skid-resistant, impact-resistant, chemical- and salt-resistant, and at 23 mils thick, it's more than twice as thick as our closest competitor, and over 10 times thicker than store-bought garage flooring epoxy kits!
So, How Crazy Is She?
Despite the headline that got you into this story, at this point, I'm honestly not sure we can say whether or not Corrine measures up to All-Time Crazy Greats like Courtney, Olivia, and Lace in Your Face. The best part, though, is that I'm pretty sure we're just getting started.
Previews seem to reveal that she bangs or at least really tries to bang Nick well before the Fantasy Bang Suite, the place where the banging is deemed OK to happen by God and Chris Harrison (God's stage name). And her sobriety began to show serious slippage in this episode (shots!!!), which seems to foretell future meltdowns and throwdowns and, smart money would wager, pants-downs.
Corrine isn't going anywhere anytime soon, and she's got the roses and the Armor Chip Epoxy Flooring to prove it. Now she's just gotta stay vigilantly not-sane, and we've got ourselves a season, folks.