Quick side note: as noticed last episode, Ben has a giant tattoo with words about god on his oblique. Words about the very god he just played by allowing adorable tiny turtles to live, instead of being eaten by crabs on a beach. Isn’t anyone thinking about the crabs here? What the hell happens to the crabs when they can’t eat delicious baby turtles?? They die, probably. We live in such a blindly turtle-focused world I can’t even believe it sometimes. Sickening.
The JoJo FBS Date
Let’s do another! JoJo meets Ben, and tells him that she wishes there were more words than “happy” to describe how great she feels around him. She’s right. It’s really too bad that words like blessed, blest, blissful, blithe, can't complain, captivated, cheerful, chipper, chirpy, content, contented, convivial, delighted, ecstatic, elated, exultant, flying high, gay, glad, gleeful, gratified, intoxicated, jolly, joyful, joyous, jubilant, laughing, light, lively, looking good, merry, mirthful, on cloud nine, overjoyed, peaceful, peppy, perky, playful, pleasant, pleased, sparkling, sunny, thrilled, tickled, tickled pink, up, upbeat, or walking on air don’t exist. This show would be a lot more interesting if they did. One day!