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It was always obvious that Nick Viall was on The Bachelorette for the wrong reasons. Now he's our next Bachelor, for the right reasons -- from ABC's perspective, at least: cash money, fan familiarity, above-average height, doing anything to avoid uncertain ratings, and that leather jacket he wears to be trend-sexy even when they're in Barbados. Chase was too boring, Luke was worse, and Chad's predicted sweet potato intake simply wasn't cost-effective. Which meant there wasn't anything left to do except pull a dirty, desperate stunt and anoint Nick. It just might work.
But it also proves, finally, that this show isn't about finding love, and never has been. Should that come as a massive surprise? Of course not, unless you liked M. Night Shyamalan's last five movies. But The Bachelor has finally become obvious about it.
With that in mind, let's run down the reasons why this is the worst decision in Bachelor history since literally anything Juan Pablo said or did or thought.