The Aaron Rodgers' Brother One-on-One Date
This date sucks until the very end, so let's speedcap it and then get to that. They take a limo, to a private plane, to a vineyard, just like in his regular life, then stomp on grapes, drink the foot-juice and swear it tastes good, hot-tub for a minute, and make out.
Come night, JoJo is wearing that Angelina Jolie dress with the leg thing, and JoJo asks Jordan, a.k.a. Aaron Rodgers' Brother, who would be at his hometown date, obviously waiting for him to say "Aaron Rodgers' Brother's Brother, who is named Aaron." But he doesn't say this! Mom and dad, sure. Brother Luke? You betcha. Carl Weathers? Absolutely! Even though Carl Weathers is unfortunately a dog, and not the Carl Weathers. Still cool, though.
The big reveal here is that Aaron Rodgers will definitely not be at the hometown date of Aaron Rodgers' Brother. He's got a big game, right? Charity event? Making sure Olivia Munn doesn't ditch him for an A-list Comic-Con attendee? Nope. Apparently he's got no relationship with his brother, which is sad, but, hey, whatever. The part where it gets weird is that he basically implies that Aaron Rodgers is a terrible brother and a terrible son, and doesn't really hang out with his family anymore. Aaron Rodgers, the guy everyone loves who does all sorts of great stuff! And this is how failed quarterbacks get back at their older, better-quarterback brothers who probably intentionally farted in their face one time.