The Whitney hometown
Today, Whitney is going to tell Chris she loves him! She swears she is. But before that, she brings him to her work, where she talks about combining eggs with sperm, and Chris calls her a professional, which is good, because you should never trust an amateur fertility nurse. Then she takes him to the room where the men do their half of the work, which has a really nice recliner, and a TV, and lots of Playboys full of Jade’s pictures.
Time to hit Casa Whitney, where we’ll be doing some time with Sister Kimberly, Brother-in-Law Matt, Boisterous Uncle Johnny (whose shirts appear to have half the buttons they should), and Grandma. Chris tells Uncle Johnny that he and Whitney are looking for the same thing, which is an irrigation system that won’t totally break the bank, and then Chris gets some time with Sister Kimberly. He comes right out and asks for her blessing of their potential fake marriage, and she’s not budging: she doesn’t want Whitney to be one of four girls, she wants Whitney to be one of one girls, so, Chris should call her when that’s the case.