So, my DVR sucks. I came home from the BatchSlap Headquarters, where I spend my days cultivating long-stemmed roses and doing Google Hangouts with Neil Lane and Ames, and I realized that it had simply refused to tape the show, and I was 19 minutes late, because Neil Lane was telling an interminable story about this pair of 100% diamond overalls that he sold to Mr. T in 1987.
Luckily, I have sources who don’t videochat with Neil Lane, so they’re on time for the show. One sent me the following notes on what I missed:
-The first thing Whitney tells Chris's family is that they "made a baby together" and they weren't creeped out.
-Whitney plays the "my parents are dead" card and convinces Chris's sisters to love her.
-During the Whitney date, all Chris can talk to his family about is how "awesome" and "pretty cool" Becca is, despite the fact that I find her more boring than a potato.