They head to the Rio Grande, which is more than just a Mexican restaurant in Boulder, Colorado with gigantic margaritas, and they’re going to ride those rapids you knew were coming. They hit some really boring ones, then Jade gets hurled overboard, and Chris has to massage her entire body because she has a condition that causes her to go into hypothermia “before it should,” which is actually called “never, because they make jackets these days.” But, we love Jade at this recap blog, so let’s go ahead and believe her.
At the dinner portion, all hell breaks loose. Or, at least some hell. JORDAN IS BACK! Do you remember Jordan? Well she doesn’t remember you, or anyone else -- she’s the one who enjoyed a little too much of the free Fireball in the first couple episodes and got sent packing. Apparently she drove herself all the way from Colorado for a second shot, and seems to somehow have restrained herself from taking any this particular evening. And, she looks pretty good! Better than I remember, honestly. Chris says hey, look honey: I didn’t get to know you because you were drinking, but I’m not one who judges, because I also really really love drinking, so let’s drive these other girls to do exactly that, because I’m bringing you into the date!