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Some people just shouldn't have LinkedIn. Hitmen. Proctologists. Your mom. But some people really ought to have a profile, only the whole "being fictional" issue gets in the way. Because we know he would've wanted one, we decided to help Jay Gatsby out and create a LinkedIn account for him and also peeked inside his inbox. His experience section should answer any queries you have about his business acumen, but if you have any follow-up questions, please, don't ask:

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Jennifer Bui/Thrillist

Nice one, Daisy.

Kristin Hunt is a staff writer for Thrillist, and is trying to bring "old sport" back. Follow her to green lights at @kristin_hunt.

Kevin Alexander is Thrillist's Executive Editor. He wants to rent a place in West Egg, but, ugh, gentrification. Follow him to Lower East Egg @KAlexander03.



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