12. Abandon dry land
Whether it’s on a booze cruise, schooner, canoe, kayak, or inner tube, summer must involve screaming “I’m king of the world!” and/or getting your phone wet then putting it in a bowl of rice.
13. Go to a block party
Get to know your neighbors, or someone else’s neighbors, by attending a local open-air shindig. And if you can figure out what the rules are, let us know. (Are those donuts for everybody?)
14. Be a hero and open the fire hydrant for the neighborhood kids
Then drop your wrench and run away because you’re not supposed to do that.