Father always said, "Pretend like anything you are posting on the Internet will be on the front page of tomorrow's newspaper." With Facebook, this is actually kind of our reality now (sorry for laughing at you, Pops). So please, keep bodily functions, diseases, sexual habits, fetishes, gruesome injuries, and dirty secrets to yourself. Or at the very least, to Instagram. #NoFilter.
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Wil Fulton is a staff writer for Thrillist Media Group. He's not ashamed to have done basically all these things, at one point. Follow him: @Wilfulton.