Unless you’re that chick from The Real World: San Diego who had a legitimate fear of large floating objects, or Rose from Titanic, being on a boat is indisputably awesome.
As a Florida native, I’m obviously a bit biased, but that said, I love boats. Boats are great; not only are they an actual vessel for, I don't know, going places, but they can also be used for any number of good-time actives. Boats are so fun, in fact, that you don’t even need to be doing anything on them -- you can, quite literally, just spend the day floating in a beer-induced bliss.
There are, however, a few things that people who love boats know more than people who, say, only mildly appreciate boats. Here are 13 of them for you to enjoy and nod along with as you read.
Also, you should invite us on your boat.