Don’t ask us if we’re part of the South or the Southwest
We honestly have no idea.
Not everyone is a Cowboys fan
Strangely, many people from Houston prefer the team from Houston.
We will never stop insisting that Texas-OU is the premiere college football rivalry
Your arguments for Michigan-Ohio State, Georgia-Florida, and USC-Notre Dame are valid but irrelevant. Your argument for Stanford-Cal is just odd.
We do think about other things besides football
For instance, sometimes we think about how all three of our NBA teams have won titles, and how our hockey team also won a title, and how in a few years we’ll probably be kicking everyone’s butt in lacrosse.