… and clams and cockles. (Game of Thrones joke, you’re welcome.)
2. Know at least one more language
Get bilingual and learn how to ask the important questions. ¿Dónde está la discoteca?
3. Throw a decent punch
Your mom didn’t want you to be the type of kid who starts fights -- but you better know how to finish them. Keep your thumb outside your fist unless you feel like texting with your index finger until it heals because yes, it will break.
4. Master shame-free public speaking
That charismatic saxophone player from Arkansas, Bill Clinton, made $104.9 million dollars between 2001 and 2013 on the public speaking circuit. So you can definitely work up to commanding attention in a meeting.
5. Make your own beef jerky
This will come in handy should an apocalyptic event render most food-preservation methods obsolete. Also beef jerky is delicious, so get your own supply. You don’t even need a dehydrator (yes, that’s a thing), you can simply use your home oven.