The second scariest thing produced in Scottsdale, AZ -- right behind the food at Amy's Baking Company -- the Taser's assembled at a gigantic, super-high-tech desert fortress that looks like something straight out of Terminator 2, complete with retinal scanners and automated machines making tools of non-lethal destruction. Thrillist flew down for a look at the place, and to do a test run on one of those police-issue Tasers that crazy guy in our alley is always raving about. Guess what? Getting tased sucks. Go figure.