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'Tis the Season to Wear These Ugly Christmas Sweaters

Published On 12/19/2016 Published On 12/19/2016
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It's that time of year again: Ugly Christmas Sweater time. Whether you hate them or are actually OK with them, these abominations are the unkillable knitwear equivalent of South Park's Kenny. You'll likely see plenty of chuckleheads wearing these in the coming days, and, hell, you may even be that kind of chucklehead yourself. Which is cool by us, especially if you shop the beautifully hideous pop-culture-centric options we've presented below.

iFrogTees

Ho-Ho-Hodor

Honor the Game of Thrones character the only way that should be legal: wordplay.
Price: $27.99
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Amazon

Star Wars

If you're not into that impeccable "Merry Sithmas" quip, this BB-8 cardigan and Rogue One sweatshirt work well, too.
Price: $47.99
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Beyoncé

Beyoncé's sleigh

Remember when Queen B made awful Christmaswear relevant again with a single garment?
Price: $60
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Carly Rae Jepsen

Carly Sleigh Jepsen

Sometimes you need two plays on sleigh.
Price: $40
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Amazon

This Fresh Prince one

Strong jumper -- but Alfonso Ribeiro's Dancing with the Stars-winning moves not included.
Price: $20.99 
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skipnwhistle/Etsy

Eleven Days of Christmas

Make some fools piss their pants with this puppy. (See also: Barb and lights.)
Price: $24.99
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Red Bubble

Tina Belcher + butts

Hot Topic is unfortunately out of the greatest Bob's Burgers sweater of all time, but don't have a crap attack: Red Bubble has good alternatives.
Price: $45.11
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Holiday Fury

Zombies, baby

These cute little walkers are looking for a new home, preferably with fans of The Walking DeadResident Evil, or Dr. Ben Carson. They have been spayed and are current on their vaccines.
Price: $49.95
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Ugly Christmas Sweater

The Big Lebowski

Nice marmot.
Price: $49.99
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Holiday Fury

Dat Boi

Like memes? If so, also check out SpongeGar and Dabbing Santa.
Price: $49.95
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Walmart

Rick and Morty

Merry Ricksmas!
Price: $64.90
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Fresh Brewed Tees

The Jimberlake

Nothing says happy holidays like celebrating Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon's bromance.
Price: $49.99
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Holiday Fury

Mugatu Klaus

You could be the face, the image -- nay -- the spirit of Christmaslicte. It'll be your glorious comeback.
Price: $49.95
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Run the Jewels

Run the Yules

"Cheesy commodore 64-like graphics PLUS pixelated hearts and reindeer?! Check!" Never underestimate Run the Jewels.
Price: $50
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Fresh Brewed Tees

O Kim All Ye Faithful

Kanye believe this one?
Price: $49.99
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2 Chainz (edited)

The world's most expensive one

2 Chainz and Avianne, the rapper's personal jeweler, made a one-of-a-kind, super-fancy sweater using 50 carats of diamonds and 250g of gold. Seriously. All proceeds go to charity. 
Price: $90,000
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Ugly Christmas Sweater

Festivus

Never forget.
Price: $49.99
Order: Here

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Sean Fitz-Gerald is a staff writer at Thrillist Entertainment. Find him on Twitter @srkfitzgerald.

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