It's that time of year again: Ugly Christmas Sweater time. Whether you hate them or are actually OK with them, these abominations are the unkillable knitwear equivalent of South Park's Kenny. You'll likely see plenty of chuckleheads wearing these in the coming days, and, hell, you may even be that kind of chucklehead yourself. Which is cool by us, especially if you shop the beautifully hideous pop-culture-centric options we've presented below.
Honor the Game of Thrones character the only way that should be legal: wordplay.
Remember when Queen B made awful Christmaswear relevant again with a single garment?
Carly Sleigh Jepsen
Sometimes you need two plays on sleigh.
These cute little walkers are looking for a new home, preferably with fans of The Walking Dead, Resident Evil, or Dr. Ben Carson. They have been spayed and are current on their vaccines.
The Big Lebowski
Run the Yules
"Cheesy commodore 64-like graphics PLUS pixelated hearts and reindeer?! Check!" Never underestimate Run the Jewels.
O Kim All Ye Faithful
Kanye believe this one?
The world's most expensive one
2 Chainz and Avianne, the rapper's personal jeweler, made a one-of-a-kind, super-fancy sweater using 50 carats of diamonds and 250g of gold. Seriously. All proceeds go to charity.
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