Early on Monday, Heard faced Australian courts over the charge, where a judge placed the actress on a $1,000 "good behavior bond." After the decision, the couple released an apology video, which stresses the serious issue of Australian biosecurity. Arriving a few months after Depp appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, where the actor described the entire incident as "funny," one might see the atonement as a kind of deadpan "FU."
Whatever the true intent, it's hilarious. Watch the video above, and remember: declare your pups the next time you go Down Under.
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