Under PA’s incredibly detailed fortune-telling legislation, administering love potions or telling someone where to dig for treasure is a third-degree misdemeanor. Guess you’ll never find that pirate plunder.
If you intentionally bite off your friend’s arm, you will go to jail. If it’s an accident, though, you have absolutely nothing to worry about.
Anyone under the age of 18 is forbidden from using a pinball machine, because it’s a very slippery slope from playing pinball to giving your fish alcohol.
Fireworks are entirely illegal in many part of America, but not in South Dakota. In fact, farmers are legally allowed to use them to scare birds away from their sunflowers. Not any other crops, though, because who needs corn?
These guys are so intent on respecting the dead, they made any "game or amusement" in cemeteries illegal, so stop trying to bring family game night to "grandpa's resting place," mom.
If you’re standing up, you’re only legally allowed to take three sips of beer. Which means if you’re chugging, you better sit your ass down.