This story contains spoilers through the second episode of Season 2 of Westworld. Check out Westworld World for all our theories, reviews, and spoilers.
Westworld! It's the wild, wild, West out there, folks, except if all the cowboys and exploited indigenous peoples were actually robots who start glitching out and developing a heartbreakingly naive belief in self-determination and free will. What's going on with Delos' most lucrative, most troublesome theme park? When we last left Dolores, Teddy, and the Man in Black in Season 1, the robots were learning free will and using it to kill all normies, aka humans.
What will happen in the weeks ahead? The show's return has officially put tinfoil hats on us all. Here are a few of our favorite theories, a list we'll update as the season opens up its robot guts and reprograms us all.