5. Bernard is going to destroy everything
You may have encountered my original story on Bernard's subtly diabolical intentions. "Chestnut" makes me feel even stronger that he is absolutely going to cause a massive robot coup d'etat that spells the end of the utopian days of robot-sex-murder-themed vacations forever.
In the second episode, Bernard does all sorts of nefarious shit. For one, he's sleeping with the boss operations manager, which is somewhat normal in the closed-off environment they live in, except that she can provide him with off-the-books information he can use for his evil schemes. During post-sex small talk, Bernard mentions that his robots are constantly talking to themselves and others to practice being more human. And at another point, he mentions to Ford that he has trouble shutting down the hosts because he's basically in love with them. And you can see that love during his off-the-books conversation with Dolores. He begins asking questions about her core heuristics and other very personal and invasive robot information until Dolores gets a little suspicious (which is crazy because she's a robot). "Have you done something wrong?" she asks.
Bernard, not expecting to get grilled ("Who are you, my stepmom?" he probably shouts internally), immediately goes into damage-control mode. "Turn off your event log. Erase this interaction," he commands Dolores before saying she should get back before someone misses her. At the end of the episode, we see her walk out of her farmhouse in the middle of the night, dig into the dirt, and find a gun. Did Bernard plant the seed for her to find this weapon? Is it a real gun that can shoot humans? And if this is truly how the robot revolution begins, can she please kick it off by taking down Bernard?
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