Jimmy Kimmel: "You don't have to eat pot. You can just smoke it."
Justin Timberlake: "As he shoots it? That's fucking stupid."
Jennifer Lawrence: "Woody, you've had so many bad ideas, but this is by far the worst one."
Ted Danson: "I think it's a fant -- [cracks up laughing] -- fantastic idea -- [cracks up laughing]."
Matthew McConaughey: "Look, whatever you're into. I understand you've bitten off more than you can chew. That's not the 34th time you've done that."
Woody Harrelson, to EW: "It might be accurate to call this insanity."
Imagine the timeline where Harrelson pulls it off, though. This is either going to be an unwatchable disaster or the highest of art. To catch Lost in London tonight, tickets to the theatrical live streams are available at Fandango.