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35 food puns in honor of X-Men: Days of Future Past(a)

After covering the pun-heavy May the 4th Be With You Star Wars dinner (and enjoying the #hashtagwars on @Midnight), we were inspired to take the upcoming comic book flick X-Men: Days of Future Past and give it the same treatment.

You will either be clutching your stomach from grimacing or laughing after reading this.

Logan's Gyros
Rollossus
Gambit (off more than you can chew)
Phoemixed Nuts
Shadoughcat
Fishop
Ororeo Munroe
Omega Red Hots
Scott Summers Sausage
Rogue (made a) Dead Guy (by kissing him)
Emma Frosted Flakes
Nightcruller
Flaming Hot Magneetos
Mystiqu-a Masala
Jean Grey Poupon
Dark & Storm-y
Caviar Trask
Sebastian Slaw
Marvel Swirl
Alpha (Wine) Flight
Firestarfruit

Wolvereenie Weenies
Angel Food Cake
Banh Shee
Tangerine
Professor CheX
Kit-Kat Fryde
Bolivale Flask
NesQuiksilver
Shaved Iceman
Cyclopsicles
Hambit
Frylocke
Cherries Jubilee
Beast and potatoes

Lee Breslouer writes about food and drink for Thrillist, and thinks Wolverine has the best facial hair of any comic book character. Follow him at @LeeBreslouer, and while you're at it... everyone else who helped with this: @kristin_hunt, @Dannosphere, @adamlapetina, @rachelifreeman, @Benjorobinson, @apkryza, and @KAlexander03.