After covering the pun-heavy May the 4th Be With You Star Wars dinner (and enjoying the #hashtagwars on @Midnight), we were inspired to take the upcoming comic book flick X-Men: Days of Future Past and give it the same treatment.
You will either be clutching your stomach from grimacing or laughing after reading this.
Gambit (off more than you can chew)
Omega Red Hots
Scott Summers Sausage
Rogue (made a) Dead Guy (by kissing him)
Emma Frosted Flakes
Flaming Hot Magneetos
Jean Grey Poupon
Dark & Storm-y
Alpha (Wine) Flight
Angel Food Cake
Beast and potatoes
Lee Breslouer writes about food and drink for Thrillist, and thinks Wolverine has the best facial hair of any comic book character. Follow him at @LeeBreslouer, and while you're at it... everyone else who helped with this: @kristin_hunt, @Dannosphere, @adamlapetina, @rachelifreeman, @Benjorobinson, @apkryza, and @KAlexander03.