“Hurricane Sally? How bad could that possibly be?” Pretty bad, we’re predicting, the ultimate “names can be deceiving” situation. And a deadly one at that. Sally might be a forced evacuation situation, but if it doesn't come to that, make sure everything’s wrapped up tightly. This one isn't going to mess around.
Name quality: 7.5/10
Should be a total softie... unless he finds his way into the liquor cabinet. Drunk Uncle Teddy will leave a large swath of destruction and emotional damage in his wake if he decides to get dirty, so just hope Hurricane Teddy behaves. If he doesn’t, you’re in for a family nightmare.
Name quality: 9/10
She’s skinny, but don’t be fooled, she’s quick as a trap, this Hurricane Vicky. Don’t get sucked into thinking she’s not a threat. Piss her off, and you’re in for a world of hurt, buddy. Keep your head down, let her roll through, and hope you don’t catch her “eye”.
Name quality: 8.8/10