9. Not be a fair weather Saints fan
One is either a true WHO DAT, or one is not. Never put the bad juju on “our boys.”
10. Get to church at least once a year
And by “church,” we mean “The Superdome.”
11. Be constantly on the lookout for hazards of the New Orleans road
Cracks, car-swallowing potholes, parade traffic, flash floods, and assholes from Texas.
12. Know thine seasons
Carnival, crawfish, sno-ball, football.