From the infamous red light Storyville days to the New Orleans we know and love today, the Crescent City is one of the steamiest cities in the country (which might partially explain all the humidity). So if you’re looking to get a little naughty in the Big Easy, here are some of your best bets...
Get oysters and Champagne
Lüke (address and info)
Louisiana is flush with bivalves, which in turn will make you flush, seeing as they’ve long been known as a natural aphrodisiac. Oyster specials (and even free oysters!) abound here, though we recommend getting in the mood by popping a bottle of bubbly to go with your raw oysters during happy hour at Lüke.
Take a dip in a rooftop pool
Hotel Monteleone (address and info)
The Hotel Monteleone might be more well known for the famous Carousel Bar and also for inventing the Vieux Carre cocktail (as well as being the annual host and home base for Tales of the Cocktail each year). What you might not know, however, is that the Monteleone also houses one of the sexiest rooftop pools in town. And when it heats up in the Crescent City, a pool is the place to cool down and spy a little flesh.
Have yourself a Voodoo Massage
The Ritz-Carlton (address and info)
Why just get the regular old spa experience when you can infuse your pampering with Voodoo? Over at the Ritz-Carlton, you’ll find the official “Marie Laveau Voodoo Love Bath and Massage,” which incorporates music, lighting, “voodoo love oil,” and other amenities to get your mojo working.
The AllWays Lounge & Theatre (address and info)
Some of the best burlesque in the city can be found over in the Marigny at this classic performance, an experience that's not just sexy, but fun and edgy (and often quite weird) to boot. This, friends, is the cutting edge of burlesque, with performers coming in from all over the country.
Enjoy some Naked Sushi
The Penthouse Club (address and info)
Sushi is pretty great on its own. But you know what makes eating sushi even better? Eating sushi from the unclothed bodies of top-flight dancers at the Penthouse Club, which happens every year over the holidays.
It is the biggest swingers convention in a city long known for sin. We’ll just leave that right there for you and let you imagine the rest.
Get involved in a swingers club...
Colette Swingers Club (address and info)
Are you part of the “lifestyle"? Well, if that’s the case, Colette is known to be one of the finer swingers clubs in the Big Sleazy. From “Wicked Wednesdays” to “Newbie Night,” “Glow parties,” “Stockings and Stilettos,” and, naturally, “Pantiless Fridays,” Colette always promises a sexy good time, if you have the courage to indulge.
... or two
Jasmine Private Club (address and info)
Colette isn’t the only game in town when it comes to exploring all things that swing. Jasmine has a reputation for its special events, including pajama parties, sexy corset parties, lingerie parties, and other things that should definitely get your motor running.
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