18. You'll experience the entire range of human emotions while waiting in line for a sno-ball
And when you get your sno-ball, there is only one emotion left: pure, unfiltered, unabashed joy.
19. When the heat spikes, so does the crazy
When it gets *really* hot (even for New Orleans), mildly depraved people tend to become severely depraved people. It’s always best to be polite and on guard, just in case you encounter one of them. In a similar fashion...
20. Anyone who exercises outdoors is utterly batshit insane
You’re... jogging in this? We don’t know what’s wrong with you, but we don’t want to catch it.
21. Frozen daiquiris are Manna sent directly from Heaven
From God’s hands to your lips, and not just for tourists.