10 things that’ll make your NYC apartment hunt not painfully horrible

1. Nothing.
2. Nothing.
3. If the broker tries to screw you over, punch him in the nuts.
4. Nothing.
5. If the broker is showing the place to other people, punch them in the nuts.
6. Nothing.
7. Look in Queens, maybe? Sunnyside is supposed to be so nice these days.
8. Ignore the issue and hope your roommate does everything.
9. Absolutely nothing.
10. Nope.