1. You prefer pajamas, jeans, or hell, even sensible slacks/long sleeve Polo combos to three parkas, gloves, a neck gaiter, and, like, nine pairs of socks.
2. The slide on "Super Bowl Boulevard" is really all the excitement you can handle.
3. You like the ads... even though they're about to replay them ad nauseam for the next six months. Also...
4. ... You need to be able to talk about the commercials on Monday at work, otherwise people will think you're a tool. Side note: you hate your job.
5. Both of the fan bases are the worst.