Despite our preference for pour-over coffee, ANYTHING with the word “pale” in it, and bars that you need a vintage map to find, New Yorkers still have a few guilty pleasures that remind us that not everything needs a Ludwig filter. These are those guilty pleasures:
1. Hogging the door spot on the subway
You roll your eyes and grumble audibly at the asshole who’s taking the door spot on the subway. Especially during rush hour. Seriously, what an asshole. Move into the car. Unless that person is you. Then you smile to yourself and give a cordial turn to the side every time the train makes a stop.
2. Setting your Tinder location as the West Village
Even though you totally live in South Slope.