There's a 100% chance you've been on an elevator if you live in NYC, so you're probably familiar with the special kind of stress that careening through a shaft in a 5x5ft box with half of NYC can induce. You're also probably familiar with these 20 people, who somehow all end up in your elevator for every single ride. No exceptions.
1. The guy who gets to your empty elevator just as the door is closing, and jams himself in
Which on its own, isn't the worst, but then like 30 people always manage to come in after him.
2. The boisterous group of coworkers
Who become totally silent when you walk in.
3. The dude who is just coming back from a smoke break
He may as well have just cranked down a 120 in the elevator.