When you live in NYC, it’s basically inevitable that your friends will, ugh, come visit you. And while you can avoid cramming them into your kinda terrible apartment by making them stay in a hotel, you won't be able to avoid them pestering you with super-dumb questions about our great metropolis. Helping with that, this checklist of things you're gonna have to explain.
1. South Street Seaport is completely irrelevant
We don’t set foot on this anachronistic hell-dock, especially since Beekman’s Beer Garden closed.
2. Nobody goes to the Statue of Liberty, Empire State Building, or Rockefeller Center, either
3. Yes, it’s always this loud. No, it doesn’t “bother” us.
For the love of God, stop covering your ears every time an ambulance or screeching subway goes by.