1. Pi Kappa Alpha (Pike)
Imagine the most douchey (and not in the good way, if there is a good way) kid you knew in high school. Now picture that kid in a room where something went horrifically wrong, resulting in him being cloned 80 times. That’s Pike.
These are the kind of guys who would have played JV football for four straight years in high school. Sure, they may be the "most athletic" fraternity here, as evidenced by their almost-perfect track record when it comes to Greek Night, but keep in mind that NYU’s best attempt at real sports is its DIII basketball team. To give them credit, they do kill it annually at Relay For Life, and are extremely involved in Inter-Greek activities, which is probably the main reason they beat out their closest competitor, AEPi, if only by just a sliver.
Most importantly, though, for America's gene pool: they’re still hands-down the best looking frat on campus (this is the only part that any of them will remember in five minutes).
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