It's City Rivalry Week here at Thrillist. But deciding NYC's foe was actually pretty tough. Boston? That's just bullying. LA is pretty much one giant punchline about traffic and kale. See, even its punchlines are terrible. Chicago? C'mon, just look at the name of your famous comedy club. You've already admitted defeat!! So we decided to look inside for rivals. And so, we present: Brooklyn vs. Manhattan.
The Reasons Why Manhattan Is Still The Greatest Borough In The World (Which Admittedly Doesn't Have All That Many Boroughs), by Ben Robinson
Ben has resided in the East Village for the past nine years, and, although he once bought a Keith Hernandez Starting Lineup dude from Brooklyn Flea, that hasn't been enough for him to move there.